On Halloween, Irish peasants would beg the rich for food. For those that refused, they would play a practical joke. So, in an effort to avoid being tricked, the rich would hand out cookies, candy, and fruit – a practice that morphed into trick-or-treating today.
“According to a new study, Mormon teenagers fare better than regular teenagers when it comes to staying out of trouble and doing well in school. Although you would too if you had eight moms yelling at you.”—Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays) (via fuckyeahsnl)
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn’t in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML