January 2011
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Getting My Sociology Professor Pregnant
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting my Sociology professor pregnant. We fell in love and started dating 4 months ago. Now she’s pregnant with my baby. She’s 40, and I’m 19. I don’t want her to lose her job, but I want to marry her and be a good father. I don’t know what to do.
[Male, 19]
scary
~C
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I have been having very violent dreams.
lately.
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Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth...
– Ron Swanson (via leeroyjenkins)
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Why is The It Crowd Season 1 and 3 on netflix instant queue and not Season 2?
oh well.
Peace out San Diego.
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CALL OF DUTY
cellocase:
draw first blood
someone ruins your killstreak
hit by a claymore
double kill
get paired with ten year olds with microphones
“boom, headshot.”
get knifed in the back
knife a camper in the back
victory on multiplayer